Maxwell - Sumthin' Sumthin' (Mellosmooth Remix)
From the Love Jones Soundtrack

2. What is your drag name?

Probably "Nookie". People call me that anyway. T. Nookie baby!!

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?

I would have to say Da Brat, because it's no secret that I am a tomboy and a lesbian. I love the fact that she is versatile and can look good either tomboyish or feminine. Yeah baby I rock both sides! Making me an awesome me! One of a kind! Oh and plus she's hot!!!

OR

Shane (Kathering Moeing) from The L Word. This girl has HELLA swagger. She's no lipstick lesbian, but she sure does bang a lot of them! I love this woman. Although she's the wrong skin tone, I think she'd play an awesome ME. Which can be good or bad, loll. Depending on how you look at it.

OR

Queen Latifah!! Another versatile woman. I love her in anything she plays in. Well, I'm lying, because she's played in some wack shit. However, I'd give her a shot at playing me.

OR

Ellen! She's hilarious and her style is impeccable. Who doesn't love Ellen? Say you don't and I'll shoot cha! Ellen gets "hyphy" and I love her!

4. What is one thing that you would change about yourself?

Ugh. Need I say more. Somebody sign me up for the nearest 24 hour fitness with the quickness. 2009 is all I can say. Fuck starting now, I need at least 6 months to mentally prepare. May the force be with me!

5. What's your status message on your preferred networking site?

I don't get on Facebook much. So my status message says "what are you doing now?"

The status message on my Myspace says: "She word hustles is mad that she won't get to see her niece and nephew this summer. Or so it seems". I haven't updated this status in ages either. I guess my Myspace game fell off!! Ah well.

Bring on the next survey! I love doing these!

I stole this survey from Eb!!

Pick One:

A month: February. I'll be 25 years old this coming February and I'm bitter sweet about it. It's a milestone and I am happy that I've come this far and all, but my 20's are slowly running out.

A day of the week: Sunday, because it is my only day out of the week and that I do not have to work a single job. On the seventh day she rests!

A direction: There isn't any direction but up for me. If I look down, I might fall and that ain't happening homie!

A historical figure: Corretta Scott King

A kind of weather: I love the winter time. I like Winter in Texas. 60-65 degree weather.

An animal: Aww, I like kittens.

A flower: I don't like flowers

A color: Black

A sound: The sound of Ella Fitzgerald's voice.

An element: Air, because without it; I wouldn't be able to catch the beautiful sounds of music, children laughing and my beautiful mother's voice. I wouldn't be able to breathe either and that's always a plus, loll.

A song: Ledisi - Alright

A book: The Voice of Knowledge - Don Miguel Ruiz

A food: Smothered Chicken

A place: My parents house.

A material: Whatever material her dress would be made of the very first time we meet.

A taste: Man, I'll be good. I do love the taste of honey though.

A scent: Man anything that smells good on a woman's skin. Oh and it must linger! I want to smell her 5 minutes after she leaves a room.

A word: Genuine

An object: Sidekick

A body part: Neck full of veins!!!

A facial expression: dumbfounded

A time of day: 9:00pm! I am finally free from working all day long!

Random Questions:

How many people have you kissed in 2008 that actually meant something?

Meant something huh? 2 I guess.

Were you happy when you woke up today?

I sure was.

Do you hate the last person you kissed?

No

What are you listening to right now?

A commercial on the radio.

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yes

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?

A duffel bag full of things nobody needs to know about.

What are you wearing?

black slacks, a burgandy button down blouse and some black shoes.

Are you texting anyone right now?

am about to return someone's text message.

Do you like anyone right now?

I sure do.

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?

No

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

No

What can't you wait for?

To go play bingo with my friends, lmao!

Have your parents ever smoked?

Yes.

Do you want someone back in your life?

Yes.

Who was the last person who called you?

My friend Regina. I miss her ass so much!

Are you good at giving directions?

Hell no. I will have a person everywhere except where they need to be.

Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant /got someone pregnant?

I'm sure they'd be disappointed.

Rent a movie or go to movies?

Go to the movies

What did you eat last?

Some chicken

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?

Yes.

Is your ex still in your life as a friend?

Yes.

Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?

No

Would you ever steal someones boyfriend or girlfriend?

I have more than a few times before, and karma rocked my world upside down!

Mountains or the beach?

beach

When was the last time you cried?

Sometime last month.

Who's someone you miss?

Ebonee

How many times have you been in love?

I've been "in love" twice.

How many times have you had your heart broken?

Twice

Do you hate people who are obsessed with things like High School Musical, Hannah Montana, and The Jonas Brothers?

What the hell is this stuff? Shows?

Have you ever spread a rumor about someone?

No, but I have passed on the word.

Did you French kiss before you were 16?

Wayy before. *cough* I was a fast beginner. I'm not proud of this.

Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you who you like?

Ebonee

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?

No.

Do you prefer to call or text someone?

Call

Were you bad in high school?

No

Would you take any of your ex's back?

No

Do you cry over girls/boys?

If I'm "in love" with that girl.

At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?

1st grade.

Are you happy with your love situation?

I love me! Of course I'm happy with that. I have somebody sneaking in the picture though. She's one tough cookie too. Man oh man.

Last boy/girl to hurt you?

I love that girl and she's my friend, so it doesn't even matter!

Would you fail your drug and alcohol test?

No

Who's your favorite person to cuddle with?

I don’t like to cuddle.

I haven't done too many surveys in this blog; so I figured what the heck. I snagged this one from EB's Blog. Hope she doesn't mind, because I found the questions to be quite interesting. =]



Anger

1. Who did you last get angry with? Jackie
2. What is your weapon of choice? My mouthpiece. It can be lethal, so what you say homie, because these bullets will be spat back at you!
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I have in my past, and I'm pretty sure I would in the present of future if necessary.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, I have slapped a few bitches in my time and will do it again. 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Hm, there's no telling. Mica is always making folks mad. "What you want me do? I'm sorry!"
6. What is your pet peeve? I have way too many to name. People with no common sense would be on the top of my list though.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold the grudge until it's talked out. I can't help it. I try to let it go, but having things left up in the air is not a good thing for me.



Sloth

1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Smh, exercise.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? Probably about 2:00pm after a long drunken night before.
3. Who have you been meaning to contact, but haven’t? Yeah, my ex-girlfriend.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I can just do it tomorrow", when contemplating grocery shopping.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…)? Man, no.
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I never hit the snooze button. My body is like clock work and I wake up at the exact same time every morning; if nothing crucial was done the night before.



Gluttony

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? White chocolate mocha from Starbucks.
2. Meat eaters are…: good in my book. I'm not a beef eater, but hey I'm not mad at the people who will devour a thick steak or two.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? I never want to re-live this night again in life. I downed 3 Long Island Iced Teas, 2 shots of Patron, 1 Hurricane and a Red bull and Vodka. I was sick for 3 days. Never again, never again!!!!!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Lord knows I need to.
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? I guess salty =\



Lust

1. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yes, I stare at women's breast when they are out, about and fellowshipping in my face. However, I was just looking at my male co-worker's crotch. I'm not into dudes, but he always seems to be erect. Maybe it's his tight pants. *shrugs*
2. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Neck!! Omg, I'm a vampire with an extreme fetish for veins and I love a nice neck with a nice juicy vein in it!
3. Have you ever been made a proposition by a prostitute? Man no, lol.
4. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yeah back in my pipe loving days, I had to take a couple pregnancy tests. I stay testing for STD's though. This day in age you can never be too sure. Especially if you're active.
5. Is love at first sight really lust? Of course it is.



Greed

1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? Footlocker
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off all bills and loans, go back to school, invest in some sort of neutral stock, get my publishing company finally up and running, self publish my works and that's about it.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? I'd like to be financially stable. I think both cases brings on many problems. I'm not really up for it.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I don't think the job would be all that boring if they were paying megabucks. I guess it would all depend on a person's definition of the word boring. As long as my mind is occupied the entire day; I won't be bored.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive? A little over 800



Pride

1. What is one thing you have done that you’re most proud of? Finally gone off on my own and have been taking care of myself and doing a wonderful job at it. Being the spoiled brat that I was, this is major for me.
2. What’s one thing you’ve done that your parents are most proud of? The same as mentioned above and keeping myself out of trouble all these years. They don’t know about all of my close calls and I'm happy to have made them happy.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Word Hustlin' publishing company being a multi-million dollar company publishing more than a handful of best selling authors including myself; the President and CEO.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, I don't. I'm not a competitive person.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I believe I have, but it was probably on some bullshit and nothing serious.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Of course, loll. 7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? I woke up and came to work.



Envy

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for yourself? Ha, Ha; I plead the 5th on that one.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? No one. I like living my own life. I impress myself.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Again, no one. I'm great at being me and no one else can accomplish that. I think living the life of and walking in the shoes of anyone else would be BORING!!!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
5. Have you ever cheated? Yes